Ok Inmates Wife, you tagged me so I think that means that I have to disclose 8 random things about me...
I totally grind my teeth all night, every night,
I love eating fast food and not going to the gym,
I recently decided that I don't believe Jesus is God's son after years of blind faith (and reading DaVinci Code),
I threw someone out of my house after arguing about George Bush- I hate him,
I am whitening my teeth one Crest strip at a time- years of red wine, coffee, blunts and cigerettes have left their mark,
I love girls and lap dances, lol!!,
I love porn,
I sleep nude...
I really tried to be positive and motherly like Inmates wife did, but I can't help my sick mind!!
So here's another little thing going around.....
Would you eat a bug? For a good chunk of money, yes
Would you bungee jump? No, too afraid of heights
Would you hang glide? ditto
Would you kill someone? NO!
Would you kiss someone of the same sex? Oh yes, have many times lol
Would you parachute from a plane? YOU THINK I’M CRAZY? NO
Would you walk on hot coals? I heard it doesn’t hurt, so maybe
Would you be a vegetarian? I like my steak rare
Would you instant message a stranger? No
Would you sing karaoke? I have when wasted- no shame
Would you run a red light? No, too afraid of cops
Would you shoplift? GUILTY, years ago though
Would you dye your hair blue? If it was only temporary
Would you be on survivor? I think I would, I have some baby weight to lose
Would you wear make-up in public? UMM, yea?
Would you not wear make-up in public? Of course
Would you cheat on a test? Guilty but I never got caught
Would you make someone cry? Not intentionally
Would you date someone more than 10 years older than you? For sure!!
Would you take part in silly surveys? Of course.
Soo, this weekend was good, no drinking and lots of cleaning. My mother and her extreme organization is coming on Wed till Sunday. So, I am douching my whole house and will pretend that I actually live that way! I just don't want to talk about bills, money, or cleaning out my closets...I'm actually afraid to leave her at my house to run an errand or something, cuz I think she might rummage through my drawers and stumble upon some XXX rated items!! And I have to erase my XXX favorites from my DVR, heaven forbid she thinks I have hormones. If my man wasn't in jail, I wouldn't be so XXX... I'm actually losing my sex drive all together, its been so long, and after having a baby!! UGH!! Anyway, I'll stop disgusting all of you with my sex talk. Stalk ya later.
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Ok, so I'll make mine more exciting with sick stuff, I'm gonna do another 8 Random Things...sick things. Hope that makes you feel better LOL.
Damn girl, you are too funny. Don't go talking like your losing your drive cause your man's away, PLEASE!! My man's been gone a LOT LOT LOT longer than yours!!! UGH UGH UGH!! At least you don't need to hide your stuff from your kids!!
Well I don't envy you your imminent house guest! Thats about four and a half days too ! long for me!
Well it sounds as though your sexual appetite is still functioning! One less thing to have to worry about! Just the not drinking thing to sort out! Easy!
You really made me laugh with your random stuff. The whole time I was separated (as in getting divorced) and drinking I kept thinking that I would go pick up a guy and just sleep with him, but I never did (just wanted to drink in the closet). Now I'm sober and don't know how to have sex that way (hahaha).
By the way, I got my post idea from yours. Reading your post made me think of my non-friends.
You hang in there, stay sober, & you will get alot more of those laughs, I garauntee!
fast food and no gym! i could live with that!!! you made me smile...
Krista: you're a trip girl! lol
Its all good gurl - most gurls I know have a B.O.B, and use it, do what you have to no judgement here
I am glad you had a good weekend. Hope the rest of your week is great
laughing...I have a daughter with extreme organization.... and I would totally hide my porn from her....cause she want to borrow it...and like the shoes she borrows, I'd never see it again...
ya know...DaVinci Code is a GREAT novel....I loved it....but really just a novel....even a bunch of the stuff in the preface is made up for the purpose of the story....if you want...email me and I'll send you an interesting link about it...
aaaaaaq1--that was coutesy of my kitten!!! Sorry LOL
I loved your lists! You are one nutty gurl ya know! Maybe that's why I love ya so much. I can soooo relate!
lol, ya crack me up girl!, remind me of me lol
Not drinking, smoking AND spending a long weekend with family.... Now THAT is sheer bravery!!!!
Hang in there hun, you are doing great.
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